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Please, Just Let Me Grow Old! (917 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 04 2018Views/Reads: 419/194Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
After a day of watching stupid TV programs and commercials, I have only one comment. Please, just let me get old!
 
What Time Is It Really? (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 28 2018Views/Reads: 392/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The time is now to really understand that our salvation is in Jesus Christ. Nothing could be more timely then focusing on Christ.
 
The Only Exercise I Get Is Shivering in the Cold (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 20 2018Views/Reads: 365/177Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best exercise, of course is spiritual. Exercising my faith in God is the most important thing in my life.
 
I’m In Leftover Heaven (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 14 2018Views/Reads: 372/196Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Even in my spiritual life when God blesses me, there are leftovers people around can enjoy. A life so blessed, blesses everybody around.
 
Back in the Saddle Again…and Again (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 07 2018Views/Reads: 411/197Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is not my first rodeo when it comes to New Years. I have ridden this Bronco so many times I cannot remember how many. Well, I can remember, but I am not going to let that slip. Something to do with a New Year’s Resolution.
 
As The Old Year Fades, So Does My Memory (916 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 31 2017Views/Reads: 363/215Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not important how much I can remember about the past, as long as I do not forget to set Christ before me in all I do in the coming year.
 
The Year Slipped into the Silence of the Night (915 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 24 2017Views/Reads: 407/216Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Cherishing good memories makes the New Year that much more exciting.
 
Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 17 2017Views/Reads: 425/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Christmas means that God provided redemption for all humanity. Jesus is the real reason for the season.
 
Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter yet! (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 10 2017Views/Reads: 400/185Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The most important thing about the Christian life is not what God gives you, but rather that he gives you himself. Relationships are a great deal more important than possessions.
 
Nice Is a Matter of Perspective (912 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 03 2017Views/Reads: 427/229Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
To please God in everything I do is the great ambition of my life. I know that I cannot please God and other people at the same time.
 
Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 26 2017Views/Reads: 414/222Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may not be very good at giving presents, but I’m trying to become a better giver of thanks to God.
 
Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 19 2017Views/Reads: 428/201Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how much coin I have in my pocket, giving thanks is the richest thing I could possibly give.
 
As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 12 2017Views/Reads: 423/215Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Several weeks ago, I was at home alone when the doorbell rang. I answered the door to find representatives from a local Girl Scout troop doing what they do so well; selling Girl Scout cookies.
 
This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 05 2017Views/Reads: 402/198Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said to me rather casually, “I guess you know today is November?” She’s always joking with me and I assumed this was one of her jokes.
 
Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me? (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 29 2017Views/Reads: 435/216Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
We sure could use a world that treats other people the way they themselves would like to be treated.
 
Have You Seen My Glasses? And Other Trick Questions (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 22 2017Views/Reads: 448/231Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The only person who asks more questions than a lawyer is the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I am not saying that questions are bad, at least not all of them. What I am saying is, some questions can be trick questions.
 
Why Did I Get Up This Morning? (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 15 2017Views/Reads: 415/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I rejoiced all the way back to my car. At least I wasn’t late.
 
Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales (912 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 09 2017Views/Reads: 448/236Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One of the passions that I really do not have is going to yard sales. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is another story.
 
One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants (919 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 01 2017Views/Reads: 440/224Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had the feeling that any good deed you try is counteracted by a good swift kick in the pants?
 
Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 25 2017Views/Reads: 431/247Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Could it be that normal is what a person defines it to be?
 
Those Annoying Sounds of Silence (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 17 2017Views/Reads: 443/241Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I only have one chance to rejoice and be glad in today, and I’m going to take it as much as I can.
 
My Sneeze Is No Gentle Breeze (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 11 2017Views/Reads: 459/239Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It has been days (or has it been years) since I have enjoyed a sneeze free day. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage told me it is simply that time of the year and I should learn to deal with it. "After all," she opined, "you're not
 
If "All Things Are Possible,” Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook? (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 03 2017Views/Reads: 492/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For the most part, many people are sitting around waiting for God to balance their checkbook when He has put the pencil in their hands.
 
I Didn’t Win $750 Million (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 27 2017Views/Reads: 451/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It would be wonderful to win $750 million, but after all, it is only money and eventually that money runs out. God’s pleasure never runs out.
 
Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me (924 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 20 2017Views/Reads: 451/251Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best celebration that I know of is feasting upon that “living bread” which is none other than Jesus Christ.
 
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