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My Sneeze Is No Gentle Breeze (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 11 2017Views/Reads: 396/188Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It has been days (or has it been years) since I have enjoyed a sneeze free day. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage told me it is simply that time of the year and I should learn to deal with it. "After all," she opined, "you're not
 
If "All Things Are Possible,” Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook? (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 03 2017Views/Reads: 409/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For the most part, many people are sitting around waiting for God to balance their checkbook when He has put the pencil in their hands.
 
I Didn’t Win $750 Million (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 27 2017Views/Reads: 387/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It would be wonderful to win $750 million, but after all, it is only money and eventually that money runs out. God’s pleasure never runs out.
 
Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me (924 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 20 2017Views/Reads: 383/202Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best celebration that I know of is feasting upon that “living bread” which is none other than Jesus Christ.
 
A Discount by Any Other Name (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 06 2017Views/Reads: 427/211Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some people take life way too seriously. If you know what to laugh at, it certainly will medicate your soul to the point of joyfulness.
 
As Summers Go, This One Is Going (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 30 2017Views/Reads: 409/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
During my high school career I was no thespian, however, I could act the fool when called upon. My friend was the thespian and starred in our senior high school play, "Finian's Rainbow." One of the musical numbers was, "When I'm not near th
 
The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E. (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 23 2017Views/Reads: 406/204Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One of the great privileges in life is to earn that “grey head.” More important, to use that grey head in a positive, affirmative fashion.
 
Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 16 2017Views/Reads: 428/249Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
With all the agitation in the world, a person is sometimes tempted to get all caught up with bitterness and anger. I have learned the hard way, that the best way to deal with agitation is to make fun of it so that somebody laughs, particularly me.
 
Did I Just Blow My Cover? (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 09 2017Views/Reads: 417/214Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Life has been rather good to me in many respects. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I are a wonderful team and have been for so many years; I’m not allowed to say how many.
 
I Was Just Thinking (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 02 2017Views/Reads: 424/201Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thinking is not my strong suit by any stretch of the imagination. Every time I start thinking, I either get a headache or get into trouble. I’m not sure which is worse, the headache or the trouble.
 
To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 25 2017Views/Reads: 420/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You can clean up all you want to but if you are still wearing rotten shoes you still stink.
 
Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store? (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 18 2017Views/Reads: 456/242Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must say that my wife and I are good partners in just about everything except in this area of relaxation. However, every good relationship has its opposites. The important thing is to recognize the opposite and not allow that to define the relationship.
 
Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 11 2017Views/Reads: 429/217Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not know the story behind the apple fritters, but I certainly rejoice in those apple fritters.
 
And The Award Goes To… (912 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 04 2017Views/Reads: 416/219Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Imagine getting an award for completing the third grade! I cannot remember any such thing when I was going to grade school. Our great award was leaving school and going home in the afternoon. It just doesn’t get any better than that.
 
A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 27 2017Views/Reads: 470/233Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Being happy with yourself on the inside is much better than being happy with yourself on the outside.
 
Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice? (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 21 2017Views/Reads: 475/211Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing is more wonderful than hearing the voice of the one you love.
 
My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 15 2017Views/Reads: 488/226Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Bible is a marvelous book that bears repeating. The more I read it, the more I enjoy it.
 
“You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too” (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 07 2017Views/Reads: 629/218Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must be careful that I am using words that encourage people rather than confuse them.
 
Mother Said There’d Be Days Like This (917 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 01 2017Views/Reads: 526/223Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My own mother gave me some splendid advice when I was growing up. Unfortunately, much of Mom’s advice shed light on nothing. Absolutely nothing at all.
 
Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order (924 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 23 2017Views/Reads: 470/250Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is inevitable that quandaries will come. Some from out of the blue and some of my own creation. The comforting truth is, God will always "revive me" in His own special way.
 
Jackson G the Snack Hound's Guide to the Lazy Life (749 words)
Author: JacksonthecorgyAdded: Apr 18 2017Views/Reads: 488/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am the laziest dog alive! Let me show you the way to be your laziest ever. You won't regret it. I should know I am get my way because I am cute.
 
Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally (914 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 15 2017Views/Reads: 513/245Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Occasionally, life gives you a moment that compensates for every other moment in your life.
 
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 09 2017Views/Reads: 500/249Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. However, I’m surprised the old dog doesn’t know the old tricks. What good is a new trick if you have not really mastered and learned from the old tricks?
 
All My Friends Are Getting Old (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 02 2017Views/Reads: 460/210Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school. You know those old high school friends that you had
 
A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 25 2017Views/Reads: 486/242Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “closed mind” which you can bounce ideas and they never sti
 
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