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And then it was May (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 27 2014Views/Reads: 1056/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Time is a commodity either you spend it or lose it. The bad part is once you lose it you can never get it back. Enjoy today, itís the only today you have.
Penguins and Sheep (916 words)
Author: timsterAdded: Apr 23 2014Views/Reads: 1178/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Herth Gilmour reports on the daily events...
I am on a roll so donít rock my boat (945 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 20 2014Views/Reads: 1511/688Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had one of those weeks where everything went exactly as planned? Well, neither have I, except for last week. I do not know what was going on last week, all I know is everything went according to plan. My plan, that is. I was on a roll.
A pedicure that cured all my pet peeves (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 13 2014Views/Reads: 1794/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes a proud spirit gets in the way of healthy living. When I think too much of myself I have too much of myself to think of.
Why I am happy to pay my taxes and other mendacities (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 06 2014Views/Reads: 1783/731Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Last week I was getting along just fine. Things were being accomplished and I was rather enjoying myself. Dutifully, I was checking off item after item on my "to-do-list." I love it when a plan comes together. However, at the top of my exuberanc
Where have all the men in white hats gone? (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 30 2014Views/Reads: 1793/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I was growing up you could always tell who the good men were by the white hats they wore. Bad men always wore black hats. That made it rather convenient for those of us who were watching so we knew who would be winning at the end. When you were in tr
A wonderful chocolate fantasy (914 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 22 2014Views/Reads: 7015/716Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Within the confines of our blissful domicile, an ongoing controversy has all but come to an end. I like it when things are solved and I happen to be right. This time I was right. After all, if it is on TV it must be right!
In praise of crazy (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 15 2014Views/Reads: 13171/705Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I made the mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud, then you run the chance of somebody hearing you.
To be PC or not to be PC, that is the confusion (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 09 2014Views/Reads: 9692/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have long ago given up trying to keep up with the Joneses, and not just because they have moved away. I have a hard enough time trying to keep up with myself, let alone trying to figure out what somebody else is doing so I can top them at it.
Me Tarzan, you Insane! (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 17 2014Views/Reads: 3836/669Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Has there ever been a time when there was more chest pounding than today? It is a rare day in May when I get to the point of absolute frustration. These chest pounders do it for me all the time.
How to Deal with Mother Natureís Cold Shoulder (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 26 2014Views/Reads: 6275/721Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a little confession to make. I do not often make public confessions, but confession is good for the soul. My confession, however, has nothing whatsoever to do with my soul. Simply put, I am cold to the bone!
Cold is as cold feels and I donít like feeling cold (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 05 2014Views/Reads: 2181/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was sitting on the back porch sipping an ice-cold tea with a splash of lemon when I received a text from a relative up north. I was enjoying a pleasant afternoon basking in the winter sun of Florida.
To judge or not to judge that is the dilemma (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 28 2013Views/Reads: 2116/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have read my Bible over one hundred times throughout my life and I have learned one basic truth that goes along with this. True love always judges without being judgmental.
A Grandfatherís Stand on the Father Christmas Hullabaloo (868 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 22 2013Views/Reads: 2152/738Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Normally, I am a mild-mannered person and just to be on the safe side, I stay out of telephone booths. You cannot be too careful, if you know what I mean.
It Was a Charles Dickens Kind of Year (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 01 2013Views/Reads: 1892/726Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
While many people are out on a shopping spree to liquidate any cash reserves they might have left, I am taking this time to do a little bit of reflection.
Does God Expect Me to Pray For Broccoli (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 02 2013Views/Reads: 1482/729Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No prayer is worth praying if it is prayed outside of that righteous zone.
Thumbs up, Thumbs down, Now Everybody Turn around (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 26 2013Views/Reads: 1570/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Flying in an airplane is not my preferred style of transportation. However, flying without an airplane is quite disastrous, if you know what I mean!
Is it a fragrance or a stench? (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 13 2013Views/Reads: 1275/854Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It does not matter how good I smell on the outside if there is stench on the inside. I want to focus on my inside and make it as fresh as possible. That is the fragrance God smells.
The summer in my rearview mirror (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 29 2013Views/Reads: 1327/959Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I awoke last Tuesday with a strange feeling I had missed something. Not only that, but I was shivering like a polar bear without his pajamas. I knew something was wrong but to put my finger on it was just too early in the morning for me. I like starting m
How fast the shades of summer have faded (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 22 2013Views/Reads: 3246/825Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over.
Seagulls Love Donuts (873 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Sep 22 2013Views/Reads: 3330/888Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Brad, a seagull, learns about sharing.
The Tiny Town of Hèrrre (900 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Sep 16 2013Views/Reads: 3327/838Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A lost, young rabbit hops into a tiny town and asks an old turtle for directions.
I wish weíd all be California foils (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 01 2013Views/Reads: 3143/797Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was my pleasure to take my first trip to California. I heard many rumors about California and particularly the people there.
Some Mysteries Are Tough To Solve (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 26 2013Views/Reads: 3166/696Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For my wife's birthday (I am not allowed to mention which one) I surprised her with round trip tickets to her family reunion in upper New York State. Out of courtesy to her, I elected not to include myself in her little vacation. After all, it is her fami
Rumors of being stranded in the Philippines are highly exaggerated (897 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 04 2013Views/Reads: 1413/747Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was my birthday and I decided to celebrate it as low-key as possible. I am at that stage in life where I really do not need presents from anybody reminding me of how old I really am. I know every present represents an obligatory return on the gesture a
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