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The category humor contains 805 stories. The last update was on May 18 2019.

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The Monster Mash (1003 words)
Author: Reid LaurenceAdded: Jul 30 2013Views/Reads: 1233/733Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In an era of great new medical advancement, a doctor has created a whole new race of people...
 
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 14 2013Views/Reads: 1397/739Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices.
 
Trying to keep my sanity in a politically correct world (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 08 2013Views/Reads: 1102/726Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
All through my life, I have been awkward when talking to someone of the opposite gender. I had thought by the time I got to this stage of life, post-young, I would have left a lot of this behind. Just when I think I have a good handle on this situation, s
 
Cat Stories that Dogs Tell (1475 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Jul 01 2013Views/Reads: 1399/851Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is short story about a cat and a dog. This is available for free as an illustrated PDF book. See link near bottom of story for download site.
 
Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car (893 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 30 2013Views/Reads: 1223/741Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nobody can say I did not warn the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, for all the good my warning did. I am not one to say, "I told you so," but "I told you so."
 
Can you hear me now, Uncle Sam? (897 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 09 2013Views/Reads: 3157/1603Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You can imagine my feelings when I recently found out that good old Uncle Sam was checking up on my phone calls, email messages and the rest of the social networking. Finally, somebody is really watching out for me.
 
I was tricked and I thought I was trick proof (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 02 2013Views/Reads: 1203/764Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was minding my own business last week, which is the only business I am concerned about, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage posed a question.
 
Kalidass Syndrome (133 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: May 27 2013Views/Reads: 1596/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Juggernaut was diagnosed with Kalidass syndrome and as treatment his psychiatrist advised him to start writing his thoughts. Since then Juggernaut started writing.
 
Now thatís news I can really use (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 13 2013Views/Reads: 1126/852Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a terrible confession to get off my chest. It is a secret I have tried to hide from family and friends for years. Up to this point, I have been fairly successful in hiding this but I believe the time has come to clear the air.
 
Why canít we just have fun? (895 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 28 2013Views/Reads: 1149/766Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some are so caught up in the vanity and vexations of life that they never know what it is like to just enjoy life. Why canít we just have a little bit of fun?
 
No known cure for the Yakety-Yak syndrome (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 21 2013Views/Reads: 1589/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have come to a somber conclusion; more people talk than listen, which is why the world is in the state it is in. I call it the Yakety-Yak syndrome of which there is no known cure.
 
Grouchy Is as Grouchy Growls (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 14 2013Views/Reads: 1385/831Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Did you ever have a day when everything went so well that you could not believe you were awake? I have dreams of times when everything goes perfect. Then, I awake to the reality of the world around me. I guess everybody dreams of at least one perfect day.
 
We never needed armed guards, we had Mrs. Ammon (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 07 2013Views/Reads: 1160/730Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching television listening to a news report and I simply broke out into laughter.
 
Iíve got Easter on my mind (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 01 2013Views/Reads: 1205/733Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not one to boast, at least not about myself unless someone is listening, but I do give some time to exercising the little gray cells in my mind. Many people, no names given, spend most of their time yapping while people like me spend their time nappi
 
Will the Easter bunny just hop awayÖ Please! (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 24 2013Views/Reads: 1085/795Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am what many people refer to as a purist. Many do not understand or know what a purist is so let me explain.
 
Show Me What You Got (201 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: Mar 12 2013Views/Reads: 1228/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
TO hurt somebody's feeling, go after their national pride, the way Juggernaut does it.
 
Excuse me, but I just gotta be me (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 10 2013Views/Reads: 1150/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I refuse to answer for anybody else because it is a full-time job trying to answer for myself. I must confess though, I sometimes cannot give a good answer for myself. I can give an answer, but not a good one, and when it comes to answers, the Gracious Mi
 
How to have your cake and eat it too (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 05 2013Views/Reads: 1313/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Somebody came up with the idea that you cannot have your cake and eat it too. I am not sure where that came from, and I am not exactly sure what it means. If I cannot eat my cake, whose cake can I eat?
 
You can always depend on a homely girl to get the job done! (316 words)
Author: kathygAdded: Feb 17 2013Views/Reads: 1238/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
U is for useful not Ugly! Hire a homely girl today!
 
True love trumps a romantic fling every time (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 10 2013Views/Reads: 3633/870Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
February is the month we celebrate romance. Actually, the only romantic things about me are my ''love handles,'' which is why I have spent so much energy developing them over the years. You think somebody would appreciate them.
 
AH WAS A-SNORIN WHEN THEY HUNG'D ME (944 words)
Author: Danny ZilAdded: Jan 19 2013Views/Reads: 1241/844Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Corrected version.
 
So, this is what new looks like (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 06 2013Views/Reads: 1126/785Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was just before New Yearís and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were relaxing after a busy week of toil and labor. Not paying much attention to my surroundings, I had immersed myself in a favorite book.
 
Letís do it all over again (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 31 2012Views/Reads: 1171/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The fact we actually survived another year is a tribute to somebodyís tenacity; I am not sure whose. I know the only thing that got me through the year was the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and boy is she graciously tenacious. I was sure everything w
 
ĎTis the Season to be Broke (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 22 2012Views/Reads: 1183/743Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For the last several hours, I have been slouching in my easy chair basking in the soothing aura of the season. I have not moved in several hours, and it probably will be several more hours before I even think of moving.
 
So, this is how the world ends (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 16 2012Views/Reads: 1483/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a suspicion they do not either, but if I am to guess I woul
 
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