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The category humor contains 814 stories. The last update was on Aug 18 2019.

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Does God Expect Me to Pray For Broccoli (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 02 2013Views/Reads: 1389/661Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No prayer is worth praying if it is prayed outside of that righteous zone.
 
Thumbs up, Thumbs down, Now Everybody Turn around (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 26 2013Views/Reads: 1454/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Flying in an airplane is not my preferred style of transportation. However, flying without an airplane is quite disastrous, if you know what I mean!
 
Is it a fragrance or a stench? (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 13 2013Views/Reads: 1157/767Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It does not matter how good I smell on the outside if there is stench on the inside. I want to focus on my inside and make it as fresh as possible. That is the fragrance God smells.
 
The summer in my rearview mirror (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 29 2013Views/Reads: 1217/880Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I awoke last Tuesday with a strange feeling I had missed something. Not only that, but I was shivering like a polar bear without his pajamas. I knew something was wrong but to put my finger on it was just too early in the morning for me. I like starting m
 
How fast the shades of summer have faded (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 22 2013Views/Reads: 3126/745Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over.
 
Seagulls Love Donuts (873 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Sep 22 2013Views/Reads: 3220/815Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Brad, a seagull, learns about sharing.
 
The Tiny Town of Hèrrre (900 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Sep 16 2013Views/Reads: 3214/770Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A lost, young rabbit hops into a tiny town and asks an old turtle for directions.
 
I wish we’d all be California foils (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 01 2013Views/Reads: 3035/714Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was my pleasure to take my first trip to California. I heard many rumors about California and particularly the people there.
 
Some Mysteries Are Tough To Solve (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 26 2013Views/Reads: 3073/624Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For my wife's birthday (I am not allowed to mention which one) I surprised her with round trip tickets to her family reunion in upper New York State. Out of courtesy to her, I elected not to include myself in her little vacation. After all, it is her fami
 
Rumors of being stranded in the Philippines are highly exaggerated (897 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 04 2013Views/Reads: 1309/674Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was my birthday and I decided to celebrate it as low-key as possible. I am at that stage in life where I really do not need presents from anybody reminding me of how old I really am. I know every present represents an obligatory return on the gesture a
 
The Monster Mash (1003 words)
Author: Reid LaurenceAdded: Jul 30 2013Views/Reads: 1282/760Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In an era of great new medical advancement, a doctor has created a whole new race of people...
 
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 14 2013Views/Reads: 1454/766Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices.
 
Trying to keep my sanity in a politically correct world (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 08 2013Views/Reads: 1152/743Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
All through my life, I have been awkward when talking to someone of the opposite gender. I had thought by the time I got to this stage of life, post-young, I would have left a lot of this behind. Just when I think I have a good handle on this situation, s
 
Cat Stories that Dogs Tell (1475 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Jul 01 2013Views/Reads: 1449/882Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is short story about a cat and a dog. This is available for free as an illustrated PDF book. See link near bottom of story for download site.
 
Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car (893 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 30 2013Views/Reads: 1259/762Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nobody can say I did not warn the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, for all the good my warning did. I am not one to say, "I told you so," but "I told you so."
 
Can you hear me now, Uncle Sam? (897 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 09 2013Views/Reads: 3204/1634Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You can imagine my feelings when I recently found out that good old Uncle Sam was checking up on my phone calls, email messages and the rest of the social networking. Finally, somebody is really watching out for me.
 
I was tricked and I thought I was trick proof (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 02 2013Views/Reads: 1242/790Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was minding my own business last week, which is the only business I am concerned about, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage posed a question.
 
Kalidass Syndrome (133 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: May 27 2013Views/Reads: 1626/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Juggernaut was diagnosed with Kalidass syndrome and as treatment his psychiatrist advised him to start writing his thoughts. Since then Juggernaut started writing.
 
Now that’s news I can really use (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 13 2013Views/Reads: 1163/881Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a terrible confession to get off my chest. It is a secret I have tried to hide from family and friends for years. Up to this point, I have been fairly successful in hiding this but I believe the time has come to clear the air.
 
Why can’t we just have fun? (895 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 28 2013Views/Reads: 1191/788Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some are so caught up in the vanity and vexations of life that they never know what it is like to just enjoy life. Why can’t we just have a little bit of fun?
 
No known cure for the Yakety-Yak syndrome (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 21 2013Views/Reads: 1621/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have come to a somber conclusion; more people talk than listen, which is why the world is in the state it is in. I call it the Yakety-Yak syndrome of which there is no known cure.
 
Grouchy Is as Grouchy Growls (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 14 2013Views/Reads: 1447/856Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Did you ever have a day when everything went so well that you could not believe you were awake? I have dreams of times when everything goes perfect. Then, I awake to the reality of the world around me. I guess everybody dreams of at least one perfect day.
 
We never needed armed guards, we had Mrs. Ammon (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 07 2013Views/Reads: 1191/750Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching television listening to a news report and I simply broke out into laughter.
 
I’ve got Easter on my mind (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 01 2013Views/Reads: 1244/761Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not one to boast, at least not about myself unless someone is listening, but I do give some time to exercising the little gray cells in my mind. Many people, no names given, spend most of their time yapping while people like me spend their time nappi
 
Will the Easter bunny just hop away… Please! (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 24 2013Views/Reads: 1131/818Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am what many people refer to as a purist. Many do not understand or know what a purist is so let me explain.
 
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