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Excuse me, but I just gotta be me (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 10 2013Views/Reads: 1483/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I refuse to answer for anybody else because it is a full-time job trying to answer for myself. I must confess though, I sometimes cannot give a good answer for myself. I can give an answer, but not a good one, and when it comes to answers, the Gracious Mi
How to have your cake and eat it too (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 05 2013Views/Reads: 1652/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Somebody came up with the idea that you cannot have your cake and eat it too. I am not sure where that came from, and I am not exactly sure what it means. If I cannot eat my cake, whose cake can I eat?
You can always depend on a homely girl to get the job done! (316 words)
Author: kathygAdded: Feb 17 2013Views/Reads: 1590/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
U is for useful not Ugly! Hire a homely girl today!
True love trumps a romantic fling every time (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 10 2013Views/Reads: 4053/1192Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
February is the month we celebrate romance. Actually, the only romantic things about me are my ''love handles,'' which is why I have spent so much energy developing them over the years. You think somebody would appreciate them.
Author: Danny ZilAdded: Jan 19 2013Views/Reads: 1676/1174Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
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So, this is what new looks like (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 06 2013Views/Reads: 1506/1067Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was just before New Year’s and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were relaxing after a busy week of toil and labor. Not paying much attention to my surroundings, I had immersed myself in a favorite book.
Let’s do it all over again (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 31 2012Views/Reads: 1545/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The fact we actually survived another year is a tribute to somebody’s tenacity; I am not sure whose. I know the only thing that got me through the year was the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and boy is she graciously tenacious. I was sure everything w
‘Tis the Season to be Broke (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 22 2012Views/Reads: 1589/1049Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For the last several hours, I have been slouching in my easy chair basking in the soothing aura of the season. I have not moved in several hours, and it probably will be several more hours before I even think of moving.
So, this is how the world ends (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 16 2012Views/Reads: 1852/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a suspicion they do not either, but if I am to guess I woul
I’ll have a “red” Christmas, thank you. (895 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 09 2012Views/Reads: 1544/1047Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Christmas holiday season is always ablaze with beautiful colors. I find it hard to be gloomy or grumpy this time of the year. I must confess, not everybody belongs to this “Holiday Cheer Club.” It is an exclusive club but open to anybody who is tired
What holiday does a holiday tree celebrate? (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 02 2012Views/Reads: 1707/1052Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will confess right up front to a certain degree of confusion. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will corroborate this confession. So many things confuse me; I am not sure where to begin, and once I begin, where in the world will it stop?
Okay, that wasn’t funny (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 25 2012Views/Reads: 1693/1112Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Let me make it very clear right up front that I am in favor of as many “ha ha moments” as possible. I could not get through a week without my daily dose. I firmly believe that laughter is the appropriate medicine for the soul. Some people, according to th
The great Thanksgiving con (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 17 2012Views/Reads: 1605/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Let me make it clear right up front that Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. I admit I am not too fond of many holidays. Can a week go by without some holiday that shuts down everybody?
Thou pollest too much, methinks (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 11 2012Views/Reads: 1427/1022Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Now that we have gotten past the recent elections, we can get back to life as normal. Of course, I am not sure what “normal” really means. One man’s “normal” is another man’s “over the cliff.”
Free is as free gives and I don’t like free, usually (895 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 04 2012Views/Reads: 1563/1140Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not the kind of person looking for a handout or anything free. When somebody offers me something free, I know there is a catch somewhere, and as long as I still have a slice of sanity in my noodle soup, nobody is going to catch me.
Get me to the airport on time (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 28 2012Views/Reads: 1429/993Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was off to the airport on another trip. I started out early, arrived at the airport on time but when I arrived the plane had canceled and I had to apply for another plane. The next plane headed for my destination was about two hours away. This would in
Cashing in on a cashless society (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 13 2012Views/Reads: 1506/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am the kind of person that likes to do business with cash on the barrelhead. I do not like credit because it has a way of biting you in the end. When you have a credit card, there are fees to beat the band. I do have a credit card but I have it hidden s
“Early to bed and early to rise,” hasn’t really worked for me (917 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 07 2012Views/Reads: 7162/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My father was not what you would call a literate person. Apart from the Bible, he did not read much of anything else on a regular basis. I can remember as a young person him quoting a great American patriot, Benjamin Franklin. The only quote he knew of th
Harry's Hamburgers (337 words)
Author: Michael Lance KerstingAdded: Sep 21 2012Views/Reads: 1603/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Harry had a "secret" recipe.
The umpire wore shorts (914 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 16 2012Views/Reads: 1584/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Okay, right up front I want to confess that I am an old fogey. In my defense, as if I needed one, I was born an old fogey. I have what may be called old-fogeyitis, a rare psychological disorder only affecting people born of woman.
Solving the Mystery of Picking a President (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 26 2012Views/Reads: 1627/1063Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were casually sitting on the back porch enjoying our evening coffee together. Suddenly, the conversation turned to things political. This does not happen very often so at the moment I was a little surprised by
A Midsummer's day nightmare (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 12 2012Views/Reads: 1532/983Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not sure who invented summer vacation but I think they deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. Every year is worth the intense strain when there is a summer vacation to look forward to.
So, this is summer, is it? (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 28 2012Views/Reads: 1570/1062Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had an audience.
Why not just be an American (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 02 2012Views/Reads: 1506/978Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As we celebrate another birthday of this great country, I cannot help but think back on some of our history. What a grand history we have had. I know some people are ashamed of our history and so we have revisionists rewriting American history. Neverthele
Super Heroes NOW! (3364 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Jun 26 2012Views/Reads: 1719/1122Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Three local costumed heroes will meet their biggest fan – an overly enthusiastic nine-year-old boy, who thinks they really have super powers.
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