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I was tricked and I thought I was trick proof (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 02 2013Views/Reads: 1104/700Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was minding my own business last week, which is the only business I am concerned about, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage posed a question.
 
Kalidass Syndrome (133 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: May 27 2013Views/Reads: 1518/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Juggernaut was diagnosed with Kalidass syndrome and as treatment his psychiatrist advised him to start writing his thoughts. Since then Juggernaut started writing.
 
Now that’s news I can really use (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 13 2013Views/Reads: 1043/787Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a terrible confession to get off my chest. It is a secret I have tried to hide from family and friends for years. Up to this point, I have been fairly successful in hiding this but I believe the time has come to clear the air.
 
Why can’t we just have fun? (895 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 28 2013Views/Reads: 1056/701Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some are so caught up in the vanity and vexations of life that they never know what it is like to just enjoy life. Why can’t we just have a little bit of fun?
 
No known cure for the Yakety-Yak syndrome (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 21 2013Views/Reads: 1472/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have come to a somber conclusion; more people talk than listen, which is why the world is in the state it is in. I call it the Yakety-Yak syndrome of which there is no known cure.
 
Grouchy Is as Grouchy Growls (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 14 2013Views/Reads: 1180/754Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Did you ever have a day when everything went so well that you could not believe you were awake? I have dreams of times when everything goes perfect. Then, I awake to the reality of the world around me. I guess everybody dreams of at least one perfect day.
 
We never needed armed guards, we had Mrs. Ammon (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 07 2013Views/Reads: 1056/664Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching television listening to a news report and I simply broke out into laughter.
 
I’ve got Easter on my mind (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 01 2013Views/Reads: 1105/662Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not one to boast, at least not about myself unless someone is listening, but I do give some time to exercising the little gray cells in my mind. Many people, no names given, spend most of their time yapping while people like me spend their time nappi
 
Will the Easter bunny just hop away… Please! (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 24 2013Views/Reads: 1000/725Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am what many people refer to as a purist. Many do not understand or know what a purist is so let me explain.
 
Show Me What You Got (201 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: Mar 12 2013Views/Reads: 1136/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
TO hurt somebody's feeling, go after their national pride, the way Juggernaut does it.
 
Excuse me, but I just gotta be me (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 10 2013Views/Reads: 1048/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I refuse to answer for anybody else because it is a full-time job trying to answer for myself. I must confess though, I sometimes cannot give a good answer for myself. I can give an answer, but not a good one, and when it comes to answers, the Gracious Mi
 
How to have your cake and eat it too (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 05 2013Views/Reads: 1201/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Somebody came up with the idea that you cannot have your cake and eat it too. I am not sure where that came from, and I am not exactly sure what it means. If I cannot eat my cake, whose cake can I eat?
 
You can always depend on a homely girl to get the job done! (316 words)
Author: kathygAdded: Feb 17 2013Views/Reads: 1140/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
U is for useful not Ugly! Hire a homely girl today!
 
True love trumps a romantic fling every time (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 10 2013Views/Reads: 3535/804Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
February is the month we celebrate romance. Actually, the only romantic things about me are my ''love handles,'' which is why I have spent so much energy developing them over the years. You think somebody would appreciate them.
 
AH WAS A-SNORIN WHEN THEY HUNG'D ME (944 words)
Author: Danny ZilAdded: Jan 19 2013Views/Reads: 1142/773Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Corrected version.
 
So, this is what new looks like (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 06 2013Views/Reads: 1035/714Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was just before New Year’s and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were relaxing after a busy week of toil and labor. Not paying much attention to my surroundings, I had immersed myself in a favorite book.
 
Let’s do it all over again (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 31 2012Views/Reads: 1080/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The fact we actually survived another year is a tribute to somebody’s tenacity; I am not sure whose. I know the only thing that got me through the year was the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and boy is she graciously tenacious. I was sure everything w
 
‘Tis the Season to be Broke (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 22 2012Views/Reads: 1088/678Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For the last several hours, I have been slouching in my easy chair basking in the soothing aura of the season. I have not moved in several hours, and it probably will be several more hours before I even think of moving.
 
So, this is how the world ends (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 16 2012Views/Reads: 1392/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a suspicion they do not either, but if I am to guess I woul
 
I’ll have a “red” Christmas, thank you. (895 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 09 2012Views/Reads: 1057/691Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Christmas holiday season is always ablaze with beautiful colors. I find it hard to be gloomy or grumpy this time of the year. I must confess, not everybody belongs to this “Holiday Cheer Club.” It is an exclusive club but open to anybody who is tired
 
What holiday does a holiday tree celebrate? (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 02 2012Views/Reads: 1227/676Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will confess right up front to a certain degree of confusion. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will corroborate this confession. So many things confuse me; I am not sure where to begin, and once I begin, where in the world will it stop?
 
Okay, that wasn’t funny (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 25 2012Views/Reads: 1170/747Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Let me make it very clear right up front that I am in favor of as many “ha ha moments” as possible. I could not get through a week without my daily dose. I firmly believe that laughter is the appropriate medicine for the soul. Some people, according to th
 
The great Thanksgiving con (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 17 2012Views/Reads: 1140/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Let me make it clear right up front that Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. I admit I am not too fond of many holidays. Can a week go by without some holiday that shuts down everybody?
 
Thou pollest too much, methinks (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 11 2012Views/Reads: 991/668Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Now that we have gotten past the recent elections, we can get back to life as normal. Of course, I am not sure what “normal” really means. One man’s “normal” is another man’s “over the cliff.”
 
Free is as free gives and I don’t like free, usually (895 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 04 2012Views/Reads: 1139/800Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not the kind of person looking for a handout or anything free. When somebody offers me something free, I know there is a catch somewhere, and as long as I still have a slice of sanity in my noodle soup, nobody is going to catch me.
 
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