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In praise of crazy (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 15 2014Views/Reads: 12830/479Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I made the mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud, then you run the chance of somebody hearing you.
 
To be PC or not to be PC, that is the confusion (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 09 2014Views/Reads: 9353/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have long ago given up trying to keep up with the Joneses, and not just because they have moved away. I have a hard enough time trying to keep up with myself, let alone trying to figure out what somebody else is doing so I can top them at it.
 
Me Tarzan, you Insane! (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Feb 17 2014Views/Reads: 3477/443Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Has there ever been a time when there was more chest pounding than today? It is a rare day in May when I get to the point of absolute frustration. These chest pounders do it for me all the time.
 
How to Deal with Mother Nature’s Cold Shoulder (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 26 2014Views/Reads: 5941/489Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a little confession to make. I do not often make public confessions, but confession is good for the soul. My confession, however, has nothing whatsoever to do with my soul. Simply put, I am cold to the bone!
 
Cold is as cold feels and I don’t like feeling cold (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 05 2014Views/Reads: 1832/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was sitting on the back porch sipping an ice-cold tea with a splash of lemon when I received a text from a relative up north. I was enjoying a pleasant afternoon basking in the winter sun of Florida.
 
To judge or not to judge that is the dilemma (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 28 2013Views/Reads: 1787/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have read my Bible over one hundred times throughout my life and I have learned one basic truth that goes along with this. True love always judges without being judgmental.
 
A Grandfather’s Stand on the Father Christmas Hullabaloo (868 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 22 2013Views/Reads: 1805/508Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Normally, I am a mild-mannered person and just to be on the safe side, I stay out of telephone booths. You cannot be too careful, if you know what I mean.
 
It Was a Charles Dickens Kind of Year (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 01 2013Views/Reads: 1548/498Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
While many people are out on a shopping spree to liquidate any cash reserves they might have left, I am taking this time to do a little bit of reflection.
 
Does God Expect Me to Pray For Broccoli (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Nov 02 2013Views/Reads: 974/511Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No prayer is worth praying if it is prayed outside of that righteous zone.
 
Thumbs up, Thumbs down, Now Everybody Turn around (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 26 2013Views/Reads: 1163/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Flying in an airplane is not my preferred style of transportation. However, flying without an airplane is quite disastrous, if you know what I mean!
 
Is it a fragrance or a stench? (899 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 13 2013Views/Reads: 923/601Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It does not matter how good I smell on the outside if there is stench on the inside. I want to focus on my inside and make it as fresh as possible. That is the fragrance God smells.
 
The summer in my rearview mirror (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 29 2013Views/Reads: 965/709Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I awoke last Tuesday with a strange feeling I had missed something. Not only that, but I was shivering like a polar bear without his pajamas. I knew something was wrong but to put my finger on it was just too early in the morning for me. I like starting m
 
How fast the shades of summer have faded (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 22 2013Views/Reads: 2903/585Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over.
 
Seagulls Love Donuts (873 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Sep 22 2013Views/Reads: 2970/656Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Brad, a seagull, learns about sharing.
 
The Tiny Town of Hèrrre (900 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Sep 16 2013Views/Reads: 2937/616Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A lost, young rabbit hops into a tiny town and asks an old turtle for directions.
 
I wish we’d all be California foils (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 01 2013Views/Reads: 2807/565Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was my pleasure to take my first trip to California. I heard many rumors about California and particularly the people there.
 
Some Mysteries Are Tough To Solve (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 26 2013Views/Reads: 2828/476Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For my wife's birthday (I am not allowed to mention which one) I surprised her with round trip tickets to her family reunion in upper New York State. Out of courtesy to her, I elected not to include myself in her little vacation. After all, it is her fami
 
Rumors of being stranded in the Philippines are highly exaggerated (897 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 04 2013Views/Reads: 1063/512Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was my birthday and I decided to celebrate it as low-key as possible. I am at that stage in life where I really do not need presents from anybody reminding me of how old I really am. I know every present represents an obligatory return on the gesture a
 
The Monster Mash (1003 words)
Author: Reid LaurenceAdded: Jul 30 2013Views/Reads: 1036/610Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In an era of great new medical advancement, a doctor has created a whole new race of people...
 
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 14 2013Views/Reads: 1156/607Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices.
 
Trying to keep my sanity in a politically correct world (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 08 2013Views/Reads: 909/608Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
All through my life, I have been awkward when talking to someone of the opposite gender. I had thought by the time I got to this stage of life, post-young, I would have left a lot of this behind. Just when I think I have a good handle on this situation, s
 
Cat Stories that Dogs Tell (1475 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Jul 01 2013Views/Reads: 1204/692Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is short story about a cat and a dog. This is available for free as an illustrated PDF book. See link near bottom of story for download site.
 
Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car (893 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 30 2013Views/Reads: 1010/606Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nobody can say I did not warn the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, for all the good my warning did. I am not one to say, "I told you so," but "I told you so."
 
Can you hear me now, Uncle Sam? (897 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 09 2013Views/Reads: 2979/1473Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You can imagine my feelings when I recently found out that good old Uncle Sam was checking up on my phone calls, email messages and the rest of the social networking. Finally, somebody is really watching out for me.
 
I was tricked and I thought I was trick proof (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 02 2013Views/Reads: 1008/648Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was minding my own business last week, which is the only business I am concerned about, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage posed a question.
 
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