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How to have your cake and eat it too (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 05 2013Views/Reads: 2485/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Somebody came up with the idea that you cannot have your cake and eat it too. I am not sure where that came from, and I am not exactly sure what it means. If I cannot eat my cake, whose cake can I eat?
 
Excuse me, but I just gotta be me (903 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 10 2013Views/Reads: 2283/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I refuse to answer for anybody else because it is a full-time job trying to answer for myself. I must confess though, I sometimes cannot give a good answer for myself. I can give an answer, but not a good one, and when it comes to answers, the Gracious Mi
 
Show Me What You Got (201 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: Mar 12 2013Views/Reads: 2385/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
TO hurt somebody's feeling, go after their national pride, the way Juggernaut does it.
 
Will the Easter bunny just hop away… Please! (902 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 24 2013Views/Reads: 2230/1666Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am what many people refer to as a purist. Many do not understand or know what a purist is so let me explain.
 
No known cure for the Yakety-Yak syndrome (908 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 21 2013Views/Reads: 2712/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have come to a somber conclusion; more people talk than listen, which is why the world is in the state it is in. I call it the Yakety-Yak syndrome of which there is no known cure.
 
Kalidass Syndrome (133 words)
Author: JuggernautAdded: May 27 2013Views/Reads: 2726/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Juggernaut was diagnosed with Kalidass syndrome and as treatment his psychiatrist advised him to start writing his thoughts. Since then Juggernaut started writing.
 
The Monster Mash (1003 words)
Author: Reid LaurenceAdded: Jul 30 2013Views/Reads: 2485/1651Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In an era of great new medical advancement, a doctor has created a whole new race of people...
 
The Tiny Town of Hèrrre (900 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Sep 16 2013Views/Reads: 4561/1667Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A lost, young rabbit hops into a tiny town and asks an old turtle for directions.
 
Seagulls Love Donuts (873 words)
Author: Robert G MoonsAdded: Sep 22 2013Views/Reads: 4598/1748Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Brad, a seagull, learns about sharing.
 
How fast the shades of summer have faded (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Sep 22 2013Views/Reads: 4345/1577Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over.
 
Thumbs up, Thumbs down, Now Everybody Turn around (909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Oct 26 2013Views/Reads: 2570/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Flying in an airplane is not my preferred style of transportation. However, flying without an airplane is quite disastrous, if you know what I mean!
 
A Grandfather’s Stand on the Father Christmas Hullabaloo (868 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 22 2013Views/Reads: 3246/1564Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Normally, I am a mild-mannered person and just to be on the safe side, I stay out of telephone booths. You cannot be too careful, if you know what I mean.
 
To judge or not to judge that is the dilemma (904 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Dec 28 2013Views/Reads: 3159/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have read my Bible over one hundred times throughout my life and I have learned one basic truth that goes along with this. True love always judges without being judgmental.
 
Cold is as cold feels and I don’t like feeling cold (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jan 05 2014Views/Reads: 3213/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was sitting on the back porch sipping an ice-cold tea with a splash of lemon when I received a text from a relative up north. I was enjoying a pleasant afternoon basking in the winter sun of Florida.
 
To be PC or not to be PC, that is the confusion (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 09 2014Views/Reads: 10696/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have long ago given up trying to keep up with the Joneses, and not just because they have moved away. I have a hard enough time trying to keep up with myself, let alone trying to figure out what somebody else is doing so I can top them at it.
 
Where have all the men in white hats gone? (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Mar 30 2014Views/Reads: 2732/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I was growing up you could always tell who the good men were by the white hats they wore. Bad men always wore black hats. That made it rather convenient for those of us who were watching so we knew who would be winning at the end. When you were in tr
 
A pedicure that cured all my pet peeves (901 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 13 2014Views/Reads: 2896/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes a proud spirit gets in the way of healthy living. When I think too much of myself I have too much of myself to think of.
 
Penguins and Sheep (916 words)
Author: timsterAdded: Apr 23 2014Views/Reads: 2352/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Herth Gilmour reports on the daily events...
 
And then it was May (910 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Apr 27 2014Views/Reads: 2097/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Time is a commodity either you spend it or lose it. The bad part is once you lose it you can never get it back. Enjoy today, it’s the only today you have.
 
Why did God give us coffee (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: May 17 2014Views/Reads: 2127/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I really do not know why God gave us coffee, but I do know God's character is of such a nature that it never diminishes His ability to bless me each day.
 
The Haves, the Have Nots and the Whatnots (905 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jun 22 2014Views/Reads: 2145/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When it comes to politics, I am as confused as the politicians themselves. I do not like to discuss politics because I do not understand it and just as soon as you understand one opinion, everything changes and you do not know where you are at. Just as so
 
“Let It Go, Let Go, Let It Go” (911 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 13 2014Views/Reads: 2326/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This year I celebrate my 20th year as a practicing grandfather. I am not sure that after 20 years I know anything more about being a grandfather than I did before. I have not found any books written on how to be a grandfather, maybe I should write one. I
 
A Year Older but Not That Much Smarter (900 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Jul 20 2014Views/Reads: 1995/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You are only young once but you can be old for a very long time. I am learning to live with it.
 
What did the bugs do before I came? (907 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 24 2014Views/Reads: 1998/2Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
So many things in this world bug me, but I have something greater to look forward to, a place called heaven.
 
A Severe Case of Yuckitis (906 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 30 2014Views/Reads: 2008/0Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is hard to discipline yourself to do only those things that edify other people. That is the challenge of the Christian life.
 
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